I achieve objective F (because I am the smart one) 

Bob and Lizzys Business Plan

Company objective : A seat at the table and a roast dinner

Strategic Plan

A, Get Reena out of the house by 24 April 2006 (sub plot , phone airline and cancel return tickets , call border patrol and say she is a drug dealer)
B, Let mouse loose in pantry thus suggesting that we are needed to exterminate varmints
C, Act cuddly
D, Practice "poor me" meow while looking pathetic
E, Take over Reena's side of the bed
F, Causally shove our way under the covers (sub plot devise means to turn on electric blanket)
G, Convince Chris that "breakfast in bed" is a valid cat option
H, Order bacon and eggs with cat milk as a side. (note must be runny eggs)
I, Read paper (cartoon section)
J, Snooze
K, repeat C to J

Monthly report to Board :

Progress to date : up to strategic objective E (see photo above)

Bob
Chaircat

My Easter by Bob

Hello , Bob here taking a few days off from being the ace reporter just to put my paws up and have a bit of a relax. Slept on the sheepskins in the Toyota all day as some kind person had left the window down for me. Popped inside for a bit of a trough down and returned for another snooze.
Lizzy continues her “a mouse a day keeps the vet away” routine but needs to scoff them a bit more quickly as Chris is getting pretty fast off the mark with his catch and release policy.
Reena heads off for Mexico, Spain and Turkey next week which means it will be just us and Mr Push-over , bring on the sleeping in the bed , the cat treats and the left over eggs on toast .
Uncle Jim passed through yesterday on his way home to Brisbane, I don’t know what WE are supposed to do with the Baileys Irish Cream ?
Well its back to the Toyota for a bit of a kip.

Bob

Lizzy captured giving those ears a bit of a shake  

Mystery cat identified

The mystery visitor has been identified as the cat from next door ( next door is 500m away) . Apparently an inquisitive cat it has recently been discovered attempting to operate the controls of a hydraulic digger while the owner was having morning tea.

Trying to excavate a rabbit hole maybe !!

I think I can see possibilities here …….

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